i've often been refered to as the pool ninja. by myself...
due to the fact that i land crushing death blow dropkicks to the heads of young unsuspecting children.
of course i withhold my reign of terror as long as the tyke seamonsters pays their dues.
>>>all water noodles must be surrendered or the pool ninja strikes with extreme unrelenting fury.
the pool ninja pwnes you and your tough guy water rings.
get your built-in-life vest suimsuits outta my aqua sancuary!!!